Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Interesting T Shirt Idea

From the CTA Tattler.

Lipstick Lesbians for Ron Paul!

U gotta love the "internets" as Dubya might say. Ron Paul is an interesting guy. Ain't gonna win. Shouldn't win. But interesting.

Be warned this is not intended for those under the age of 18 or the immature. Well I liked it and I'm immature.

By the way all non-lipstick lesbians are for Hillary Clinton. It's a proven fact!


Tom Snyder Kaput and Sharpton in Chicago

As far as I'm concerned, and only my opinion counts, Al Sharpton is a race baiting publicity hound. In fact he is a disgrace to race baiting publicity hounds. He is the black version of David "KKK" Duke who tried to clean his act up a bit and be more presentable. What we need is legitimate criticism not showmanship and idiocy.

Mark Brown from da Sun Times sorta welcomes Sharpton's presence in Chicago. While I agree that it would be nice to see someone stand up to Mayor "Da leprechaun King" Daley, Sharpton is not the guy. His involvement in the Tawana Brawley affair and the Crown Heights riots is despicable. In fact that is being generous. He has less business being taken seriously than nearly anyone else out there. He makes Jesse Jackson seem like a Gandhi like leader.

Now for something less annoying.

Tom Snyder is dead. Richard Roeper has a great column today.

I am old enough, somewhere closer to death than birth, to remember Snyder's heyday in the 70's. The guy was hilarious. His interview with Manson is great. John Lennon. Hitchcock. Spielberg. U2. Ali. Cosell.

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Justin Bilicki
City Pulse
Jul 31, 2007

Scott Stantis
Birmingham News
Jul 31, 2007

Ed Gamble
Florida Times Union
Jul 31, 2007

Adam Zyglis
The Buffalo News
Jul 31, 2007

Clay Jones
Free Lance Star
Jul 31, 2007

Monday, July 30, 2007

Mary Poppins: The Horror Movie

Starring Dick Cheney as the Beast of an Undisclosed location.

Toons for an EARLY Monday morn

Click on the toon and the albino squirrels in the hard drive of your computer will make the image of the "Republican" and the clown he is in bed with LARGER.

Justin Bilicki
City Pulse
Jul 30, 2007

Ed Stein
Rocky Mountain News
Jul 30, 2007

Lucas Turnbloom
Jul 30, 2007

Topless Protest by Breasts Not Bombs and Code Pink at Hillary Clinton Campaign Launch Party


More reason to vote for anyone but Hillary.

From Zombie Time.

Be warned clicking on that link will lead to photos of old hippie toplessness.

Sunday, July 29, 2007

Muppet Horror Preview

Toons for a Morn of Sunday

Sandy Huffaker
Jul 28, 2007

Bruce Beattie
Daytona Beach News-Journal
Jul 29, 2007

Steven Lait
Oakland Tribune/ANG Newspapers
Jul 29, 2007

Larry Wright
Detroit News
Jul 29, 2007

Saturday, July 28, 2007

Kipling on Chicago

I have struck a city - a real city - and they call it Chicago... I urgently desire never to see it again. It is inhabited by savages.

Rudyard Kipling

Banjos, Kazoos and Spoons—Oh My! Black music?!

The Carolina Chocolate Drops may be reclaiming the black string-band tradition, but more importantly they’re just making great music.

That is an area of American folk music that I had no idea existed. As Steve Martin might say

"Hey those guys are good".

From NewsWeek.

Here is a youtube video.

Saturday Toons Brought to you by Bushios. The "Nutrious" cereal with cyanide

Joel Pett
Lexington Herald-Leader
Jul 28, 2007

Gordon Campbell
Inland Valley Bulletin
Jul 28, 2007

Savannah Morning News
Jul 28, 2007

Battery in Cheney's Cold Mechanical Heart to be Replaced

From CNN.

Afterwards he will celebrate by having a few friends over for drinks and shooting them.

Friday, July 27, 2007

Need a fix and a bus pass?

Uptown-a full service community. Damn, missed my birthday too.

Click on the pic and it will get larger......or maybe higher........I'm not sure.

The pleas of the stem cells keep Dubya awake at night

From Jesus and Mo.

2 toons for a rainy Friday in July

Bruce Beattie
Daytona Beach News-Journal
Jul 27, 2007

Randy Bish
Jul 27, 2007

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Video Bushisms

It's Cause the Gays are getting married! Dedicated to that sinning Anita Mandalay

This reminds me why I hate the "Christian Wrong". They had better pray for a kind and loving God. Absolutely hilarious. And true. Totally true. The gays are responsible for all evil in the world. Well maybe Osama bares a bit of responsibility. He's not all bad though. He hates gays too.

Here are some choice lyrics:

It's because the gays are getting married. All because of the gays that everythings gone wrong.

It's cause the gays. That's cause a gays to blame.

All because of the gays that everythings not right

Then blame the jews. Or blame the blacks Then blame those Guatemalans too or blame the elderly, oh how they smell to me, they've got to to be responsible. Or blame the gays. It's the gays.

Unemployment grew because of lesbians

That is why people die and children go unfed

It's cause the gays, their evil ways, have caused my pain

I'm not to blame.

Torture and the White House. Reagan Appointees take on Dubya

Including the former top Marine Corp General.

To me the important question is "Who would Jesus Torture"?

From the Post of Washington.

3 Whole toons........with extra fiber

Chip Bok
Akron Beacon-Journal
Jul 26, 2007


Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Be Warned. Video of an Iranian Execution

From Andrew Sullivan.

Not for the squeamish. Calling this a "hanging" is an insult to hangings. Notice the idiots yelling "Allah Akbar". Idiots don't realize that in that kind of country they will likely be at the end of the rope one day and that GOD DOESN'T approve. I just asked HER. SHE told me they are assholes. GOD has a temper.

From now on I am the Irish Vampire!

From Destination Creation. A website that does something with computers and animation and comes up with this gem.

Contrary to popular belief, vampire stories originated in Ireland, including the most famous, Bram Stoker's gothic masterpiece, Dracula. Vampire legends in Ireland have a long legacy and are derived from ancient Celtic beliefs about death, which said that the dead often returned in order to receive some form of recompense for their continued protection over their descendents. From the spine-tingling classics of Irish literature to lore, ephemera, and actual historical accounts, this book provides an unprecedented examination of the most entrancing of subjects-Celtic vampire legends. Included are four modern and ancient tales of Irish vampires and a discussion of how these ancient Celtic beliefs were assimilated by Christianity and how the Irish Christian Church transmuted these ancient ghosts into the malevolent demon, the vampire.
From Vampires.NU

From Cromulant to Craptacular: The Top 12 Simpsons-Created Words

From Cracked.Com

Don't screw with the King of da Forest!

Blob Fest( A town's homage to "The Blob"

The kids near the end are quite amusin'. What more could you want. An unkillable monster, Steve McQueen, screaming teenagers.......quite the hit back in da day.

Bushism of the Day

From Slate.Com.

"I'm going to try to see if I can remember as much to make it sound like I'm smart on the subject."—answering a question concerning a possible flu pandemic, Cleveland, July 10, 2007

Click here to see video of Bush's comments. The Bushism is at 1:02:50.

4:40 in the AM, time for toons, then I Ride like the wind

Nothing quite better than biking downtown, reading the Sun Times at the end of Navy Pier or nearby and then heading home.

Well breakfast in bed with Angelina Jolie would be better. Unfortunately, that phase of my life is over. She left me for Brad Pitt. Claims he is sexier and doesn't have as much body hair as a great ape. BITCH.

Click on the toon below and it will get larger due to overseas labor. Tom Friedman is an extremely succesful idiot. Who writes books that sell extremely well and say virtually NOTHING.

Mike Lester
Rome News Tribune
Jul 24, 2007

Mike Smith
Las Vegas Sun
Jul 24, 2007

John Branch
San Antonio Express News
Jul 24, 2007

Monday, July 23, 2007

Bush approval rating at 25 percent?

Why so high?

Youtube video of the day brought 2 you by Woody Allen

This is funny stuff

Toons for morning in Monday.

Michael Moore is funny, but the man is too convinced of his "rightness". Can't seem to admit a mistake. The lefty version of Dubya. Only with more body fat and an equal amount of brain fat.

Joe Liccar
Examiner - Morris News Service
Jul 23, 2007

Ann Telnaes
Cartoonists & Writers …
Jul 23, 2007

Monte Wolverton
Cagle Cartoons, Inc.
Jul 23, 2007

Jen Sorensen
Village Voice, C-VILLE Weekly
Jul 23, 2007

Sunday, July 22, 2007

Prince Charles gives wife sheep for Birthday

From Yahoo News.

Reminds me of my 14th birthday. My dad gave me a sheep. Sniffle. I was the only kid on the "sout" side with his own sheep. I was also verrrrrrrrrry tired.

Docs remove 5 polyps from Bush Colon also find

his brain.

From CNN.

Toons specially made for my 2 loyal readers(thanks mom and granny)

As always click on the image and the super squirrel in your computer drive hard thingee will work like Bruce Willis and kick ass. Also it will get LARGER.

David Horsey
Seattle Post-Intelligencer
Jul 22, 2007

J.D. Crowe
Mobile Register
Jul 22, 2007

Bruce Plante
Chattanooga Times Free Press
Jul 22, 2007