Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Another Closeted Republican.........


From something called the "Columbian".

The police report contains an account of how Curtis allegedly donned women’s clothing, red stockings and a black sequined lingerie top before engaging in a sex act at the store. He continued to wear them throughout the night under his clothing.

Vat I vant for Halloween and philosphical dinosaurs



Zombies ate my brain





The Zombeatles!

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Monday, October 29, 2007

Governor Ahnold says Marijuana not a Drug

That probably won't go over too well with some of his fellow Republicans. Of course they may be too busy putting nipple clamps on one another and talking about family values to notice.


AHNOLD on Da Weed.

4 Toons. One Nation. Brought to you by Nabisco




Dwane Powell
News and Observer
Oct 29, 2007



Ted Rall
Universal Press Syndicate
Oct 29, 2007



Gary Varvel
Indianapolis Star
Oct 29, 2007

Sunday, October 28, 2007

Saturday, October 27, 2007

Insomnia Film Festival

Found these at SlateV.

Insomnia Film Festival: Score

In its student film competition, Apple gave students nationwide 24 hours to complete a 3-minute short. This entry, entitled Score, chronicles a man's calculation of how much he does for "the man," versus how much he actually lives his life
.



Sure it's corny, but come on. Actors in boxer briefs and "damn whale suits" are funny.

Darth meets Heidi

Only 1 Toon for this Saturday



John Branch
San Antonio Express News
Oct 27, 2007

Friday, October 26, 2007

Rumsfeld in Paris, Hit with Torture Charges


and so it begins.........

From Andy Sullivan and his outstanding website.

Weird Ass Obituary of the Day

From the Telegraph.

This guy was a terrorist and a drag performer. Those wacky Irish.

Sammy Duddy, who died on October 17 aged 62, had a rather unusual curriculum vitae for a member of the Loyalist paramilitary Ulster Defence Association in having been a drag artiste who went by the stage name of Samantha.

Sammy Duddy
Duddy: one of the Ulster Defence Association’s founding members

During the 1970s the self-styled "Dolly Parton of Belfast" became well known on Belfast's cabaret circuit, presenting a risqué act in Loyalist pubs and clubs, dressed in fishnet tights, wig and heavy make-up. Once he even performed for British troops on tour.

The People of California may not appreciate this

Imperial Death March............I have you now

Thursday, October 25, 2007

1 Disturbing Toon. At least if you are a Republican.

Found at Salon.com.

The internet's answer to Time, Newsweek, and Pirate Today.

4 Alternative Attack Ads

These could be construed as offensive to terrorists, Thomas Jefferson, Santa Claus, and Aussie liberals.

Surely, you may not want to watch these. Do you really need to see an anti-Semitic, drunken Santa? Don't call me Shirley.




Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Tom Tunney: Alderbeast, American, Freedom Fighter

The Tribune carries a story about outdoor sex in Uptown and Alderbeast Tunney criticizes the police. Last week he criticized them for giving him a ticket for driving while using a cellphone. This week it is public sex.

We seem to be building to something. I am not looking forward to next week. Sheep fucking perhaps. Now I come from a long line of sheep rapists and mud farmers, but we don't openly condone sneaking into Lincoln Park Zoo and having our way with Betsy the sheep. We like to keep our perverse sex acts private. Remember sex is only dirty if you are doing it right. You can be nasty and filthy and dirty and nasty and more nasty, but be considerate enough to do it P R I V A T E L Y. If I want to watch sex I will look at some porn or turn on the Nature Channel.

This is not as some people want to suggest a question of "gay rights". I don't give a rat's ass if you are gay and engage in sex. I don't give a rat's ass if you are straight and engage in sex. Just do it in P R I V A T E. It is a question of human rights. The right of other humans not to have to watch sex in public.

It ain't all about you Tommy boy. I already knew you were a hack politician. That is not a small group in this town. I already knew you were an embarrassment to the South Side Irish because of your hackatood. Now you are an embarrassment to the gay community. There are tens of thousands of decent gay folks in this town who don't engage in or condone public sex. I wish I could say you were one of them.

I'm not gay, although I have had my offers, but like you my family is from Ireland and you are a fucking tool and embarrassment. I hope one of the members of your large extended family has the courage to tell you what an idiotic position you have taken.


"Historically, these charges have been used as discrimination against homosexuals," said Jon Erickson, a Chicago lawyer who has defended cruising suspects. "I've never seen a straight couple charged with public indecency in Branch 29 court."

Ald. Tom Tunney (44th), the city's first openly gay alderman, said police are wasting time by trying to combat an activity "that has been going on a hundred years."

Several of his constituents in the heavily gay ward have complained about entrapment during police stings, he said. He called those people "victims."

Police "are playing a game," said Tunney, whose ward includes the Town Hall police district. "Is this really a priority when we've got violent crime on the street?"


YES ASSHOLE. IT IS A PRIORITY. PEOPLE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO BE SUBJECTED TO PUBLIC SEX. GO ON CRAIGSLIST OR HIT A FREAKIN BATHOUSE.

That article is sadly funny. The "position" Tunney takes and the "position" the freelance writer takes are silly, silly silly.

Quote:
Yasmin Nair, a freelance writer who has defended cruising in the Windy City Times, a Chicago gay newspaper, said public sex allows "one to negotiate sexuality outside the domestic and restrictive normative ideas of sex."

Offended birders should simply look the other way, she said.

"I would say just move your binoculars -- look for the red-breasted robin," she said. It's not as if they do it in the open where someone has to step over them."

Now I'm pro sex. S E X. There I said it. That will cause the religious right to shiver and go all atwitter.

The freelance writers assertion is stupid. It is political correctness taken to a level of absurdity seldom seen outside academia.

Here is a solution for this situation.

Craigslist.
chicago.craigslist.org/cas/

People should be able to birdwatch, walk, bike. or have a picnic without having to worry about seeing folks getting it on or being hit on.

Like Steve Martin I believe sex is one of the most beautiful and natural things that money can buy, but it needs to be done privately.

Star Wars Meets Monty Python

Toons for a Wednesday in Rocktober






Lisa Benson
Victor Valley Daily Press
Oct 24, 2007

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

The 5 stages of coming to grips with death

Those wacky Japanese and their toilet training vids

Almost "South Park" at one point.

Cheney's Law. The Republic Suffers and perhaps......

You can watch the entire program online at PBS/Frontline.


Cheney and his family tree

Soldier gets Knifed in head and survives.

From Army Times. Graphic video and photos. Quite amazing. The war sucks but sometimes the military goes out of its way to save one life.

I wish the care soldiers get after the war was as good.

Proof that God Exists and that SHE has a sense of humor

From the Post of Washington.

Richard Scaife, right wing billionaire who bankrolls lotsa right wing causes, is in a nasty divorce. Infidelity, money, violence, former prostitutes, and more.

Snicker.

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Toons for a Sunday. Some of these are beyond good, even great.





Rob Rogers
Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
Oct 21, 2007



Bruce Plante
Chattanooga Times Free Press
Oct 21, 2007

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Harry Potter Character is Gay! GOP candidates call for him to be deported.


From CNN.

Ok, I really know little about Harry Potter. Didn't read the books or see the movies.

But having a gay character strikes me as wrong. What is next?

Batman and Robin as gay?

Fred and Barney?

Bert and Ernie?

Senator Craig and a Bathroom Divider?

Lucy and Ethel?

Angelina Jolie and Cameron Diaz? I'd pay to see that hot action!

Gilligan and the Skipper?

Rosie O'Donnell and Ellen DeGeneres?

Mariel Hemingway and my mom?

MOM?!

Cagney and Lacey?

Peppermint Patty and Velma of Scooby Doo?

The Pink Panther? Oh yeah.

Snagglepuss?

What men will do for boobies


Sexy Woman And Alien! - Funny bloopers are a click away

Sick, Wrong, Not of the Lord and Corny

Not for those of you who vote Republican and talk about your personal relationship with the Holy Pirate.

What does it all mean anyway?

Swing it on Uptown

Saw this again today while admiring my latest video. DStratis has talent. This is good. If you don't watch this Republican Zombies from Alabama will eat your hearts.

Feeling Existential. Ponderous Quote for a Saturday

I found this at the site of one Andrew Sullivan. I could link to it, but you can search this mess of a page and find it. I am feeling small right now. As if my life has little or no meaning. What's it all about? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

"When the story of humankind and its intellect has gone to its end, nothing will have happened. For this intellect has no additional mission which would lead it beyond human life. Rather, it is human, and only its possessor and begetter takes it seriously–as though the world’s axis turned in its midst. But if we could communicate with the gnat, we would learn that he likewise flies through the air with the same solemnity, that he feels the flying center of the universe within himself. There is nothing so reprehensible and unimportant in nature that it would not immediately swell up like a balloon at the slightest puff of this power of knowing. And just as every porter wants to have an admirer, so even the proudest of men, the philosopher, supposes that he sees on all sides the eyes of the universe telescopically focused upon his action and thought," - Friedrich Nietzsche.

Friday, October 19, 2007

The Bullshit Factor in the National Election


Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters

Questions for the Republican Candidates

From Balloon Juice.

Click on the link for more.

1.) “Would you have sex with a man to stop a terrorist attack?”

2.) “If lowering taxes results in increased revenues then would lowering taxes to zero result in infinite revenues?”

3.) “If you had a time machine, would you travel back in time and abort Bin Laden?”

4.) “Would you torture and kill Jesus to ensure mankind’s salvation? And how does that work?”

Keep ‘em coming, as we have a solid mission.

*** Update ***

5.) “If Russia entered Turkey from the rear would Greece help?”

6.) For Rudy specifically: “How many alimony checks does the sanctity of marriage cost?”

Filed under: General Stupidity |

Wilson Yard Demolition




Photos from the Demolition.
One video with twice the snarky commentary as usual.

Lotsa pics with amusing captions.

Nudity. Everything you could want.


Thursday, October 18, 2007

2 toons from Mike Luckovich at the Atlanta Journal

From the Atlanta Journal.

Read these or your skin will dry up.


West Loop Video Vigilante Takes on Crime, Clubs and More

The ABC 7 story.

Her website.

Lotsa great videos and audio.

It is amazing that this shit goes on week after week. The city is "trying" to get the club closed. Try harder. Makes me wonder who may have clout here. A club like that is a goldmine and a horror for the neighborhood. I would be interested to see who really owns the bar.

Makes some of our problems here seem relatively minor.

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Night of the Living Republicans!

Higher Taxes Won't Buy Class

A great column by Carol Marin at the Sun Times. Click and read the entire thing and become a better person.

I'm a little worried about Chicago being a world-class city. Rome is a world-class city, plagued by world-class congestion.

Rio's world-class, and according to the Guardian newspaper, it has about 6,000 murders a year, and in the last six months, 50 cops have been killed.

London is both a world-class and Olympic city, set to host the 2012 games. But just this Sunday, the Times of London reported, "Senior executives responsible for building London's 2012 Olympic venues have accepted junkets and expensive hospitality from companies to whom they have awarded contracts worth millions of pounds." Oh, and their Olympic stadium is already $440 million over budget.

See what fun it is being a world-class city?

One toon. One Thought. I hate unnecessary horns.! grrr

Lucas Plans New Star Wars TV Series


Focusing on Darth Vader's cousin Rupert.

Here is the scoop.

Something else for Joe Moore to ban


Grey Squirrel Delicacies. Yummy.

Great Column on Cook County Government

It could just as easily apply to da great city of Chi Caw Gah and da State of Illinois.

From Phil Kadner at the Daily Southtown.

Raise all the taxes, I say.

And then Cook County voters may finally rise up in righteous indignation and vote against Stroger and all the political hacks who have demonstrated their complete disdain and contempt for taxpaying citizens.

Darth Vader Has a Song in Him

Night of the Living Democrats!

From those mindless twits who run JIBJAB. With an assist from this mindless twit.

Later I may make a Republican one.

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Cops Let Alderbeast Tunney Skip License Hassle

From the Times that is Sunny.

Ald. Tom Tunney, like thousands of other motorists, got caught talking on his cell phone while he was driving last week.

What he also got -- which most drivers don't -- was a visit from a Chicago Police officer who returned Tunney's driver's license to him at the alderman's 44th Ward office.

The license was returned Friday after Tunney called Town Hall District Cmdr. Gary Yamashiroya to tell him about the ticketing earlier in the day -- which Tunney said he didn't dispute.


Click the link for all the sordid details involving sex,money, and rock and roll. Or perhaps not.

Red State Update Health Tips for Dems

"Excuse me, you sub-literate, bleeding gum, squirrel eater....who is tending to your meth lab".


Pope JP 2 Waves from Beyond the Grave


See him wave and catch the story.

Meanwhile back in non fantasy land George W. Bush is still President and Angelina Jolie has not left Brad Pitt for me.

4 Toons for ze Tuesday in October





Rob Rogers
Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
Oct 16, 2007



Randy Bish
Tribune-Review
Oct 16, 2007