Thursday, December 13, 2007

Cameron Diaz and Darth Vader Celebrate What the Helen Return

VAT da Helen Hey, it's 2:42 AM. Is it safe to go to the Wilson Avenue McDonalds? If I don't post again you know what happened.

At my funeral the large group of wailing crack whores, or as I call them "horizontal entertainment specialists" can scream about me dying over a Quarter Pounder With Cheese. Maybe I should just hit the Wrigley McDonald's.

I will rejoin What the Helen but only for directly related Uptown Posts.

I need to have the option to post "porn links" without being edited.

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