Friday, December 7, 2007

Today is Annoy the Mormons Day.....all day


Once back in ancient times I had my way with a Mormon chick. I led her astray. She was a Northwestern student studying music. She was what is called a "Jack Mormon".

Thank God for Jack Mormon woman. Of course it ended when her parents came to visit. I don't think she wanted them to know she was getting horizontally friendly with a heathen.

A person who is a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, but seldom or never practices their religion. Unlike ex-Mormons or anti-Mormons, Jack Mormons usually support the goals and beliefs of the church and maintain friendships with practicing Mormons, but for reasons of their own choose not to attend church services and activities. Jack Mormons may also indulge in activities discouraged by the church, such as drinking alcohol, smoking, and premarital sex.

Jack Mormon equivalents in other religions are "Christmas and Easter Christians" and "Yom Kippur Jews".

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