Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Global Victims Club

Ralph Peters says it better than me.

The demagogue's bottom line is always: Your failures aren't your fault - it's all their fault. Whitey's to blame, or people of color, or the Jews (those Elders of Zion sure do stay busy) or black helicopters from the UN. It's a formula for the perpetuation of failure.

Fortunately for us, this paralyzing cult of victimhood is the antithesis of the ethic that allowed the United States to achieve the quality of life the vast majority of us enjoy today. What built our country was the get-up-off-your-butt belief that God, by any name, helps those who help themselves.

4 Toons, 3 Toonists, Joy to the World

John Cole
Scranton Times/Tribune
Apr 30, 2008

Keith Knight
Apr 30, 2008

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

1 Toon and 1 Toon only

I thought Bill Clinton was the biggest narcissist involved in the Presidential Campaign.

I was wrong.

Reverend Wright is. The two of them should go off to the Frozen Tundra of Greenland until November. Now I don't claim much insight into the black church or the black AMERICAN experience, but I think I know an asshole when I see one.

Wright is an asshole of metaphysical proportions.

Red State Update Wants to moderate a debate

Monday, April 28, 2008

Laura and Jenna Bush Visit Naperville to Encourage Reading

Read all about it here.

Then send them a note suggesting that perhaps they could teach the President to read something besides baseball stats. Just saying.

Two Very Good Toons. No bad toons

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Friday, April 25, 2008

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Two Amusing Videos

First one is some goof running around Pennsylvania interviewing people. Real Funny.

The Second is a vicious and mean parody of what a Clinton ad might look like. Not quite fair. Explores racism. So what. Not funny.

Two Toons 1 Campaign

J.D. Crowe
Mobile Register
Apr 24, 2008

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

1 Toon and 1 Toon Only

Sorry about the lack of toons, but I had to dodge sniper fire in Uptown in order to post this. Sort like Hillary in Bosnia........only in my case it was true. Yes, I know there are two toons here, yet like a certain Senator who claims 4 States as her home state I can't seem to count.

Matt Bors
Village Voice, Cleveland Free …
Apr 22, 2008

Muppets Get Existential

Monday, April 21, 2008

John McCain is Older than FM Radio

The Buffalo Theory

'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the lowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'

3 Toons, No cougars

Matt Bors
Village Voice, Cleveland Free …
Apr 21, 2008

Tbloom (Dean Turnbloom)
Apr 21, 2008

Saturday, April 19, 2008

2 toons 1 Saturday

Clay Bennett
Chattanooga Times Free Press
Apr 19, 2008

Chan Lowe
Apr 19, 2008

Thursday, April 17, 2008

2 Vids that Say something about the debate last night

The quality of ABC's debate last night was horrible. Ask some real policy questions or let Cable handle the debates.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Toons for a bitterly sweet Tuesday

John Sherffius
Apr 15, 2008

Jeff Darcy
The Plain Dealer
Apr 15, 2008

Clay Bennett
Chattanooga Times Free Press
Apr 15, 2008

Chan Lowe
Apr 15, 2008

Ze Pinatas Strike Back

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