Saturday, May 31, 2008

Southpark Internet Characters

Two amusing political comments.

First, from the Francoite mind of Patrick Buchanan.

Of Bush, it may be said he was a far better politician and candidate than his father, but as a statesman and world leader, he could not carry the old man's loafers.

Second, Hillary punches frogs.

1 Toon 4 a Very Early Saturday Morn

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

2 Toons + some chuckles and perhaps a guffaw



Rex Babin
Sacramento Bee
May 28, 2008



Mike Luckovich
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
May 28, 2008

Monday, May 26, 2008

Only One Entry for Memorial Day

No toons, no other videos, no stories, no bad jokes.



Sunday, May 25, 2008

3 Toons for the Sunday Before Memorial Day




Jake Fuller
Gainesville Sun
May 25, 2008




Gordon Campbell
Freelance
May 25, 2008

Fox News Jokes about Killing Obama



Ha HA. Funny.......NOT.

Fucking Fox News. I hate Fox News. They make me want to puke my guts out.

Saturday, May 24, 2008

Yet More T shirt Stupidity

This one is a T shirt for a baby. Need I say more. Wink wink.

More stupid T shirts





Offensive T-Shirts. I like it!







I was searching for Hillary toons and I found these instead.

2 Amusing Vids Featuring Bagpipes



Tears for Teddy

Great Column from Bob Herbert of the New York Times.

Ted Kennedy is a larger than life man. His flaws are large. His sins are great. His desires got the best of him too often. However, the good he has done outweigh the bad. He has made this a better nation. He is a giant of the Senate. As my late dad might have said "you couldn't put a patch on his ass". I think he truly cares about those in pain and the forgotten of this republic. I wouldn't say that about all "leaders".

Here is part of what Herbert writes so much more eloquently:

The press will tell you that this is Senator Kennedy’s toughest fight. I don’t even know if that’s true. Who knows what the toughest fight has been for someone named Kennedy? This is a guy who has experienced every kind of horror, who went down in a plane, who had to fight back after Chappaquiddick, who has had two kids stricken with cancer, and on and on. So who knows?

All I know is that the show’s not over until the curtain comes down, the lights go out and everybody has left the theater.

We’re not there yet. Hang in there, Ted.

Richard Harris Explains the Derivation of the Word "Cunt"

I was searching for stuff on Oliver Cromwell and since Harris played Cromwell I also found this. Seems appropriate given what the Hildabeastie said yesterday.

No toons are worthy. But Monty Python is.

Given Hillary Clinton's reference to the RFK assassination yesterday Cromwell's speech to the Rump Parliament came to mind:

You have sat too long for any good you have been doing lately ... Depart, I say; and let us have done with you. In the name of God, go!


Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Sweet Home Chicago(11)Unplugged and not half bad. Maybe half good.

Joke Emailed to Me. Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?

BARACK OBAMA:
> The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The
> chicken wanted CHANGE!
>
> JOHN MC CAIN:
> My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the
> need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on
> the other side of the road.
>
> HILLARY CLINTON:
> When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to
> cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure
> -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the
& amp; gt; chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't
> about me.......
>
>
> DR. PHIL:
> The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he
> must
> first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes
> after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do
> is
> help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT'
> problems before adding 'NEW' problems.
>
> OPRAH:
> Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he
> wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn
> from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to
> give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and
> not live his life like the rest o f the chickens.
>
> GEORGE W. BUSH:
> We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to
> know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is
> either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
>
> COLIN POWELL:
> Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image
> of the chicken crossing the road...
>
> ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
> We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been
> allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
>
> JOHN KERRY :
> Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against
> it!
> It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's
> intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
>
> NANCY GRACE:
> That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in
> his
> eyes and the way he walks.
>
> PAT BUCHANAN:
> To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
>
> MARTHA STEWART:
> No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a
> standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price
> dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any inside r
& gt; information.
>
> DR SEUSS:
> Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the
> chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
>
> ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
> To die in the rain. Alone.
>
> GRANDPA:
> In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told
> us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
>
> BARBARA WALTERS:
> Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the
> chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it
> experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its
> life long dream of crossin g the road.
>
> ARISTOTLE:
> It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
>
> JOHN LENNON:
> Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in
> peace.
>
> BILL GATES:
> I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but
> will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check
> book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new
> platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% .........
> reboot.
>
> ALBERT EINSTEIN:
> Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the
> chicken?
>
> BILL CLINTON:
> I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of
> chicken?
>
> AL GORE:
> I invented the chicken!
>
> COLONEL SANDERS:
> Did I miss one?
>
> DICK CHENEY:
> Where's my gun?
>
> AL SHARPTON:
> Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens

2 Toons 1 Theme?

The first toon comes from around by here.


Thursday, May 15, 2008

Moving(pardon da pun) Vid of a Church being moved

Bush Gives Up Golf(To Honor Soldiers)

Or as I call it Profiles in Presidential Courage and leadership.

Read Phil Carter's take here.

Carter is a lawyer and former Army officer.

DEVASTATING!

A Victory plan for Hillary

Read it here.

1) A big, big win in Kentucky next Tuesday. Ideally, Obama should be limited to no more than 100 votes.

2) Oregon, scheduled for the same day, inexplicably breaks off and sinks into the Pacific Ocean.

3) Puerto Rico, clocking in on June 1, not only gives Clinton a huge majority, but also manages to become a state in advance of the vote.

4) Finally, on June 3 as the South Dakota polls open, Thomas Jefferson’s head on Mount Rushmore comes to life and starts shouting, “You go, girl.”

An ambitious scenario, true. But nothing less than we’ve come to expect from the most hard-working political family in American history.

Sweet Home Chicago5(Star Wars Version)

Monday, May 12, 2008

Sweet Home Chicago Number Two

2 Toons that amuse and infuriate me



Matt Bors
Village Voice, Cleveland Free …
May 12, 2008



Clay Jones
Free Lance Star
May 12, 2008

"I am a sore loser"

An excerpt: "First, I am a sore loser … Unlike Senator Obama, I have no ethical standards. Even my critics would agree that once I get the nomination, I will stop at nothing -- absolutely nothing -- to win, whereas with Senator Obama there are some things he simply will not do. Take, for example, the race card, which he has been reluctant to play. As in, anyone who doesn't vote for me is a racist. I, on the other hand, will be happy to play the gender card and claim that anyone who doesn't vote for me is a sexist. In fact, once Senator Obama is out of the picture I look forward to playing the race card myself. As in, anyone who doesn't vote for me is both a sexist and a racist."

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Sweet Home Chicago Number One

By absolutely no demand I intend to post 1 Sweet Home Chicago clip daily.

You Tube currently shows over 800. This could take awhile.

Robert Lockwood, Jr.

Toons X Two + 0 = 2




Randy Bish
Tribune-Review
May 11, 2008

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Friday, May 9, 2008

Hillary's Sunset Boulevard

This is so good it is bad.

Couldn't find a Toon Like this so

I created this image using MS Paint and an image off the net.

A wee bit of an exaggeration and it may prove offensive to the Klan. Yet I have to say "Fuck the Klan".

If you look around this mess of a page you will see one of my favorite movie quotes ever:

Elwood: Illinois Nazis.
Jake: I hate Illinois Nazis.



So now I will change it to "I hate Illinois Nazis and Illinois Klansmen. Fuck em'. Fuck em all to hell.


Bring out your Hillary(Toon and Vid) Courtesy Monty Python and Applejacks



Rob Tornoe
Politicker.com
May 8, 2008

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Purple Toupee as McCain Theme Song

Very perceptive post brought to you by Cheerios and Matt Yglesias of the Atlantic.

Click on it and read or Huckabee will become a vampire/zombie and take over McCain's mind.

Bassomatic and the top 50 Commercial Parodies of all time

See them all at Nerve Dot com. Found this over at Andrew Sullivan's Blog of Doom or Hope. Depending on his mood.


1 Toon to Lead them

Clinton Toast. Yummy!

It tastes even better once you realize that the Clinton's have loaned THEIR campaign even more money. MMMMM, needs a wee bit more butter.