Sunday, June 29, 2008

Opus Sees the Future

Cubs V Sox Fans

See the horrible truth here.

Personally I don't care much about watching sports, but the Cubs fans in this slideshow are clearly superior.

Bob Kerrey Writes About Obama and McCain

Read it here. Kerrey was awarded the Medal of Honor for his Vietnam service.

During my not so glorious military career I received numerous medals for just showing up.

I support and will do what I can to help Sen. Barack Obama become our next President. Among other reasons, I believe he has a unique capacity to get world leaders to collaborate with the United States to fight the war on terror, negotiate good trade agreements and get the world on the track of sustainable economic growth.

Still, there is a lot to admire about Sen. John McCain. I agree with many of his ideas, regard him as one of the few political leaders who is willing to take a stand on unpopular issues when the cause demands it, and believe he, too, would make a very good President.

Friday, June 27, 2008

2 Repubs Caught in Sex Scandals Oppose Gay Marriage

Andrew Sullivan has the story here.

Senator Wide Stance Craig and Senator I love Hookers Vitter stand up for morality.

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT,

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

One Toon and One Toon Only Git it Here

Seinfeld Pens a Nice Column on Carlin

Read it here.

I know George didn’t believe in heaven or hell. Like death, they were just more comedy premises. And it just makes me even sadder to think that when I reach my own end, whatever tumbling cataclysmic vortex of existence I’m spinning through, in that moment I will still have to think, “Carlin already did it.”

Harnessing the untapped power of breast motion.

Read all about it here.

Did you know that breasts move on three different axes? And why would a breast want to move on an axe anyway? Wouldn't it hurt or do permanent damage?

Read it and find out.

Monday, June 23, 2008

1 Toon Explains the GOP strategy

Bad Questions to Ask a Transsexual



Just in case you were wondering..................particularly if the tranny is a White Sox fan. They are having a bad weekend.

George Carlin Kaput

In his memory the seven dirty words you can't say on TV.

The words are (with examples):

1. Shit - The bird shit on the statue.
2. Piss - I have to piss like a race horse.
3. Fuck - Fuck you.
4. Cunt - She has a nasty cunt.
5. Cocksucker - Go to hell, you cocksucker.
6. Motherfucker - You are a motherfucker.
7. Tits - Hey, nice tits.


Goodbye George.

I will see you in hell.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Soldier Injured and His Friend Stands with him

Moving story outta the New York Times and Bob Herbert.

Who was the tall young man, the quiet guy with the small wire-rimmed glasses, who was spending the entire day, every day, with the badly wounded soldier in room 5711 at the Walter Reed Army Medical Center?

The doctors, the nurses, the technicians and assorted attendants all wanted to know. The man was always very quiet and polite and quick to help out however he could. Who was he?


Click on the link and have hope for mankind.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

If Obama Becomes Prez can we still call it the White House


Find the stupid story from the Texas GOP convention here. Of course the Dems have people who are just as fuckin' stupid.

3 Toons for a Sunny Tues DAy in JUnE





Abell Smith
Eat the State!
Jun 17, 2008

Gore Speech Endorses Obama

Hell,

if old Al had spoke this well 8 years ago he might be leaving the Presidency in 2009.

The old fooker still has it.

Monday, June 16, 2008

1 Toon and 1 Toooon OOOOnly



Matt Bors
Village Voice, Cleveland Free …
Jun 16, 2008

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Friday, June 13, 2008

All Things Must Pass

Tim Russert of NBC died today of a heart attack. He was far too young and had much more to give, but life ain't fair. He had one hell of a ride. The world is a slightly better place because of him. If only that could be said for all of us.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Sunday, June 8, 2008

Friday, June 6, 2008

2 toooooooooons

Ze toon the first coooomes frem here.





Scott Stantis
Birmingham News
Jun 6, 2008

Peggy Noonan on Da Dems

Read it all here or Hillary will end up as Vice President.

It is the most amazing thing that a young black man who was just a few short years ago unknown to most of his countrymen—really, unknown—could, this week, win the presidential nomination of one of our two great political parties. It is even more amazing that this historic news could be overshadowed by the personal drama and spite of the woman who lost to him.
[Recoil Election]
M.E. Cohen

I like it that she spent the campaign accusing America of being sexist, of treating her differently because she is a woman, and then, when she lacked the grace to congratulate the victor, she sent her stewards out to tell the press she just needs time, it's so emotional. In other words, she needs space because she's a woman.

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Monday, June 2, 2008

Sunday, June 1, 2008

MODO nails Dubya

As I am a hack blogger Maureen Dowd is a hack columnist. However, every once in awhile something profound or at least interesting is said.

W.’s dwindling cadre hit back hard. In Stockholm, Condi — labeled “sometimes too accommodating” by the author — scoffed: “The president was very clear about the reasons for going to war.”

She’s right. He was very clear about it being because of W.M.D. Then he was very clear about it being to rid the world of a tyrant. Then he was very clear about it being to spread democracy. When that didn’t work out, he was very clear about it being that we can’t leave because we can’t leave.

He was always wrong, but always very clear.


Read the whole thing here. Cult of Deception is what the column is called.

2 Toons for a Sunday. Quite Good. Unlike Me.





Ed Gamble
Florida Times Union
Jun 1, 2008